One day, Ah Beng meets his good friend, Ah Ngau at Kopitiam. Ah Ngau read from a magazine saying that:
What animal has sex the fastest?
The hermit crab mates outside its shell. The male and female must leave their shells to do this, and in one species, they accomplish the activity in far less than one second. Video that is not enhanced to capture more rapid events cannot “catch them in the act” because they are so fast.
With full curiosity Ah Ngau asked : Eh Beng … what is the fastest speed for human sex ever recorded ar? Guiness book or rekod got say anot?
Ah Beng : Diu! That one no nid refer Guiness book of world rekod I also know the answer la!
Ah Ngau : Ah?? Sure boh? You abit gong gong lidt suddenly so cleber one meh?
Ah Beng : Farkiu la! I not gong kia ok? This is call pretend pig eat tiger u no?!!
Ah Ngau : Ok la ok la … then u tell me what is the fastest speed for human sex ever recorded la!
Ah Beng : Aiyo this one very easy la! Its 68km/h lor!
Ah Ngau : Har? Apasal 68km/h? Why not 100km/h? Or 200km/h?
Ah Beng : Niahma! Say u no sexperience u dun briff! Max speed for sex is 68km/h oni la! When u reach 69 then u kena “turn around” oledi!
Ah Ngau : Wuahahahahahaha!!!! Farkiu la!
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