Ah Beng and Ah Lian before marry

See how Ah Lian turn down unwanted Ah Beng before they get married. Very funny conversation.

Ah Beng : Can I buy you a drink?
Ah Lian : Actually I’d rather have the money..

Ah Beng : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Ah Lian : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice

Ah Beng : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Ah Lian : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

Ah Beng : Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Ah Lian : Okay, get out.

Ah Beng : I think I could make you very happy.
Ah Lian : Why? Are you leaving?

Ah Beng : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Ah Lian : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Ah Beng : Can I have your name?
Ah Lian : Why? Don’t you already have one?

Ah Beng : Where have you been all my life?
Ah Lian : Hiding from you.

Ah Beng : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Ah Lian : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Ah Beng : Is this seat empty?
Ah Lian : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Ah Beng : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Ah Lian : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.