男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状 XD‏

男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状

一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金，认识你之后我差点补考。

二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。

三、一个苹果，都给你吃。两个苹果，我把大的给你吃。

四、同吃一条鱼，我让你吃鱼肉，我自己吃鱼头。

五、你这么难看，我还说你漂亮。我这么帅，你还说我难看。

六、出去玩都是我花钱，回来我只能吃萝卜（你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了）。

七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。

八、你生气时，我让你当出气筒。我生气时，我把自己当出气筒。

九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。

十、你经常打我，我从来没有打过你。

十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样，我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样，你说你要阉了我。

十二、我买了200块的衣服给你，骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我，骗我要300块。

十三、我把你的耳机用坏了，我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了，连句对不起也没说。

十四、你生病一次，我要瘦两斤。我生病一次，你反而胖两斤（你来寝室陪我，吃光了我所有的零食。）

十五、我没嫌你矮，你却嫌我高。

十六、你来我家，我睡沙发。我去你家，还是我睡沙发。

十七、那次去看露天演唱会，你骑在我头上看得津津有味，我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。

十八、我家的狗生了，我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我，害我才养两天就得给它们送终。

十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子，从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子，就各丢一只。

二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西，你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。

~笑过之余..给你做个测试...我发现.看完我帖子的有两种人...

第1种:看完了笑然后转发的人.......这种人,爱情顺利,事业顺心,家庭和睦,福如东海.寿比南山,一生开心~

当然了。.这种人也都宽宏大量....不会介意花点时间转发给身边的朋友...开心无价嘛~~

第2种:看完了没有笑也没有转发的人:........这种、人........别说了..............没的说了~~

女孩应该原谅男孩的10个地方..

女孩应该原谅男孩的10个地方

1 如果你喜欢他就告诉他，即使他拒绝了，也不会丢面子，因为在他心里，会因为你的真情而非常非常感激你。

2 如果他喜欢你，要明确告诉他你对他的感情，喜欢就是喜欢，不喜欢就是不喜欢，千万不要怕伤害他而忧郁不决，不要让他等到最后才受到抛弃，因为男孩子的心一旦碎了就很难很难再好起来。

3 男孩子也有自己的脾气，只是因为爱你而压抑着，不要总是任性，有时他们的决定也很有道理.

4 男孩子莫名的向你发脾气，那时因为爱你，把你当成最亲，最贴心，最有安全感的人，千万不要冲他发脾气反击，静静的等着，等他消气后满怀后悔来抱你。

5 他为你准备的东西，即使再难看，再廉价，也要去珍惜，因为那里面融汇着他整晚的思绪。

6 相信他给你多么多么美好的生活，要给他鼓励，因为鼓励会让他创造奇迹。

7 不要总是打探他去哪，告诉他注意安全，你会等着他就可以。

8 不要总说~我爱你~，他会半真半笑着说你烦，但不要不说，因为有时候，他们比女孩子更需要这句。

9 他为你掉眼泪了，那么他是真的非常爱你，珍惜他的每一滴泪，不要道歉，不要安慰，握着他的手，默默的为他擦去泪滴。

10 要信任他，他爱你，就什么都不会骗你，即使真的有欺骗，也是为让你们的爱情能够永远不离不弃。

看见了吗？？？

要牢牢记住这十句话！！！

那。。。你也不能自私。。。

要在520秒里把这十句话传给你所有的朋友。。。

如果你不把这句话传给你所有的朋友，就足以证明你是一个自私鬼！！！

记着，上天是不会原谅自私的家伙！！！不把它传出去，你会厄运连年。。。听懂了吗？？？

25 Minutes

After some time
I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl
And I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry about the things I've done
I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this
Bye, I've missed your kisses all the time
But this is twentyfive minutes too late
It's too late
Though you travelled so far
Bye, I'm sorry you are twentyfive minutes too late
Against the wind
I'm going home again
Wishing me back
To the time when we were more than friends
But still I see her in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looked so happy in her weddingdress
But she cried while she was saying this
Out in the streets
Place where hungry hearts have nothing to eat
Inside my head still I can hear words she said
I can still hear her say

My Heart Will Go On

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we've gone.
Love was when I loved you,
one true time I hold you,
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart
and my heart will go on and on.

That's Why You Go Away

Baby won't you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head
You 're the one who set it up now
You're the one to make it stop
I'm the one who's feeling lost right now
Now you want me to forget every little thing you said
But there is something left in my head
I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feeling's so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know
You were never satified no matter how I tried
Now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head
Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere
Don't know which way to go
There ain't so much to say now between us
There ain't so much for you
There ain't so much for me anymore

Paint My Love

From my youngest years
Till this moment here
I’ve never seen
Such a lovely queen
From the skies above
To the deepest love
I’ve never felt
Crazy like this before

Chorus:
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It’s the picture of a thousand sunsets
It’s the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby you should paint my love
Been around the world
Then I met you girl
It’s like comming home
To a place I’ve known

Chorus:
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It’s the picture of a thousand sunsets
It’s the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby you should paint my love
Since you came into my life
The days before all fade to black and white
Since you came into my life
Everything has changed

An Angry Day

So....... 2day wake up as usual...... then use no 11 car 2 skool........ go thumbprint then line up........ it jus 10 of us in my class coming 2 skool...... azia was the oni girl in my class........... so pity her.............. after study a few periods............ then it was bm period then got 2 person cum find me n tell tat my friend yy cry then i go out of the class n go comfort her but fail 2 do it!!! wat a failure guy............. actually is not my fault 4 making her crying!!!! it was a guy dunno wat name say tat his choir comp lose n he fell so sad n nobody k bout him............ wat the hack!!!! tis is a small things oso will get sad....... jus like little small kids from kindagarden............ from the beginning i thought i had done anything wrong but isnt my fault!!! then suddenly teacher call me then i rush bek 2 my class............ then after i went 2 my class i found tat yy is still crying............ haiz........ then when recess i go find her but she didnt chooi me............... bcos of tat guy she say n didnt chooi me.............. wat the f...........!!!! izit the guy from kindergarden??? small things oso nid 2 sad n say tat he put a lot of time 2 practice 4 tat choir competition quality bad then dun talk nonsence the bad things is he said tat all his friend were useless n din k bout him..... wat the hack is tis....... is he useless or no brain..... wtf....... then i saw from py blog n saw tat yy angry wif bcos i run bek 2 class n din comfort.......haiz....... speechless............ the things tat make me angry is their friends in the same class talk nonsence.......... so clever then they comfort her la y az me 2 cum n related tis stu thing 2 me!!!! the guy hu make her cry then should make her hapi again........... not me!!!!! tis matters reali make me veli angry....... last warning..... 1 day i will fire them until the whole skool oso noe dun k hu they r!!!!!

To My Sweetheart

I don't alwis tell u tat
u mean more 2 me
than anything


I don't alwis tell u tat
u brighten up
my heart everyday


I don't alwis tell u
wat's in my heart...
That u 're my one & only love

The Girl I Whom I Loved

I met her.. in skool.. well.. i noe her on the 2nd day of skooling wen i jus shifted bek 2 kl !! lol.. we bcame friends.. though not tat close but i alwis disturb while being wif her.. we chat in hp sumtimes.. lol.. i had a crush on her on 21st March 09 after the Sunway trip.. LOL.. it was like.. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.. XDDDD as da days pass.. we kept in touch evryday.. sms in hp... LOL!! den sumtimes we duno wat 2 say.... lol.... when i see her.. i juz feel so excited.. its like.. nothing matters to me.. when i see her.. its like.. my mind goes blank.. and all i see and think of is her.. i'm so crazy all over her.. SHE'S THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE.. although we dont really hug each other goodbye.. or don't turn back and run into each other and hug each other(like those Tamil movies.. LOL.. i respect them..) but i feel really excited.. its like.. all da stress and burden i go through da whole week.. it juz dissapears after i see her.. she's like.. the antidote to my poison, she's like the light in my darkness.. she's really supportive for me.. I LOVE HER ALOT!! like i said.. i really look forward to seeing her again even if it was a Saturday or still a Friday.. i remember that SHE gave me my birthday present on da day we went 2 Sunway.. lol.. i admit i was a jerk.. i admit.. i didn't buy her anything for her birthday ...sux rite? (No idea of wanna write wat oredi.....continue next time la)

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

Love,

Yr Dear..